Ron: Shall I pick you up 8:00? 9? Downstairs?
Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Ron: Really? Yes, I do.
Ron: I’m sorry it’s the pleats. It’s actually an optical illusion. It’s the pattern of the pants. It’s not flattering in the crotchal region.
i’m actually taking them back to the pants store right now.